Friday, March 14, 2008

a chat i had with one of my dearest and closest friends...

The following is a chat i had with one of my closest friends Shruti Sareen (SS is what I call her).
We have a bond that cannot be easily understood by many...we hurl insults at each other at the drop of a hat. Someone who would overhear would have his eyebrows disappear into his hair, but we never mind...

One of our english teachers told our class one day that at one point of time in the history of English literature, insulting someone (the art of satire and lampoon writing) was one which demanded the most wit and cleverness... Since then, its been our (me and SS) solemn duty to keep the world of Dryden and Pope alive (within ourselves ofcourse..both of us being aspiring writers, i am sure we are going to hone our skills practicing at each other before the world is ready to fall prey to our 'witticisms')

Here is a practice session...

Mind you, Shruti is one of the people whose fashion sense i grew up to admire
(thanks to fab india, sujata, dhara et al)

And shruti, if you are reading this, I am sorry!
You can call me as many asses you want...


Shruti:
maddy
me: hey! sss

Shruti: SSS??
SS or ASS??

me: same thing...
not much of a difference u c...

Shruti: hehehe
tu bataa, whats up?
me: nothing much...
writing on ma blog...
Shruti: sometiems i remmeber all the insults you've given me... esp "in god's world of fashion, you are a production malfunction"

me: i said that!
man...
Shruti: and I do not deserve it!!!

me: i am damn intelligent!

Shruti: why???

me: to furnish something like that!
that's not cool, that's simply KEWL!!!

Shruti: yeah, you called yoruself wittier than Dryden
me: he he...
Shruti: dryden would eb ashamed if he were alive
me: duh!
me: see, that's y u r an ass...
Shruti: uff!!!!
me: dryden would be proud!

Shruti: only, yiou're a bigger one!! that's the only differnce
me: ya...bigger asses make one look sexier...
you don't understand, that's y, u c, production malfunction...
he he...
uff! i will kill myself with all the wit i have one day!
ha ha...
Shruti: ugh!!!!!
ASS!!!!!
what logic!!!!!!!!!!
me: BIGG one...plz add...
he he
Sent at 8:03 PM on Friday
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